1. The boys got their first baths - yes, for those of you keeping score, we got within a few days of "child neglect" before giving them the first bath - two babies was a lot to get used to... to be fair, the cords did not fall off very quickly
2. Shawn hiccuped, burped and farted at the same time - it looked really painful, but was pretty funny.
3. Kristi got pooped on
4. Kristi and Ethan pulled an all-nighter
5. Andy went back to work
6. Bristo started eating again
7. Uncle David ended his hold-out from seeing the twins
8. Andy dropped Ethan off the couch
9. Kristi had her first mental breakdown
10. Andy was banned from touching the babies
11. 12am that night - Andy's banishment ended with both boys concluding a 2 hour feeding marathon.
12. Kristi had her second mental breakdown as she realized she was a milk machine with stretch-marks.
13. The diaper count as of the morning of 5/31: 440 diapers - yes we are keeping track, it will get tough once we move to the packs with random number counts. but we are destroying the environment one poop at a time.
14. The boys met cousin Trevor
15. Kristi removed the quarantine bubble and let people come see the boys
16. Poor Ethan found out Andy's nipples do not produce milk
17. Andy gained 5 pounds this week
18. Kristi lost 10 pounds this week
19. Andy got 24 hours of sleep this week
20. Kristi got 13 hours
Brace yourselves for Week 4 - circumcisions!!!
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