1. thinks he is a lot funnier than he really is:
(supportive "belly shots" of himself when I was pregnant - he really is a nerd)
2. thinks he is a lot more helpful than he really is
3. thinks he is a lot cooler than he really is
4. useless between the hours of 12am-4am, but he tries...
5. brushes his teeth about 6 times per day (he is only awake and at home for about 6 hours...)
6. very judgmental
7. has gone into the babies' bedroom in the night and picked up the sound asleep baby instead of the one screaming bloody murder (see #4)
8. gets violently angry and frustrated watching paula abdul clap like a seal on American Idol
9. fruits his beers
10. freaked out by cauliflower and walmarts (don't get him started on walmart...)
11. secretly listens to conservative radio but votes democrat
12. acknowledges and accepts his wife is crazy
13. Actually thinks he wins or comes close to establishing a sound and well-thought-out argument - he would struggle to win an argument with a 5 year old
14. succumbs to reality TV
15. does not have a "drink" of choice - but judges, and can tell certain characteristics of all that do
16. asks the boys or the dog, "what was that?" after he farts - EVERY TIME!... i am so lucky.
17. eternal optimist
18. thinks walmart is going to take over the world...
19. annoyingly corrects people's grammar
20. his "Top 5" are: Mandy Moore, Isla Fischer, Kate Beckinsale, Bridget Moynahan, and 2 of the Jonas Brothers...
21. does not like to be touched - gets extra angry if you poke the center of his chest
22. giggles himself to sleep some nights after writing stupid blog entries
23. cannot concentrate if a person or self has bad breath
24. freaked out by watching left handed people write, and still voted for Obama
25. is an excellent dad and C-/B+ husband (see #1-#4)
(supportive "belly shots" of himself when I was pregnant - he really is a nerd)2. thinks he is a lot more helpful than he really is
3. thinks he is a lot cooler than he really is
4. useless between the hours of 12am-4am, but he tries...
5. brushes his teeth about 6 times per day (he is only awake and at home for about 6 hours...)
6. very judgmental
7. has gone into the babies' bedroom in the night and picked up the sound asleep baby instead of the one screaming bloody murder (see #4)
8. gets violently angry and frustrated watching paula abdul clap like a seal on American Idol
9. fruits his beers
10. freaked out by cauliflower and walmarts (don't get him started on walmart...)
11. secretly listens to conservative radio but votes democrat
12. acknowledges and accepts his wife is crazy
13. Actually thinks he wins or comes close to establishing a sound and well-thought-out argument - he would struggle to win an argument with a 5 year old
14. succumbs to reality TV
15. does not have a "drink" of choice - but judges, and can tell certain characteristics of all that do
16. asks the boys or the dog, "what was that?" after he farts - EVERY TIME!... i am so lucky.
17. eternal optimist
18. thinks walmart is going to take over the world...
19. annoyingly corrects people's grammar
20. his "Top 5" are: Mandy Moore, Isla Fischer, Kate Beckinsale, Bridget Moynahan, and 2 of the Jonas Brothers...
21. does not like to be touched - gets extra angry if you poke the center of his chest
22. giggles himself to sleep some nights after writing stupid blog entries
23. cannot concentrate if a person or self has bad breath
24. freaked out by watching left handed people write, and still voted for Obama
25. is an excellent dad and C-/B+ husband (see #1-#4)
