1. driven and STUBBORN!
2. narrow minded
3. water snob
4. lacks a large amount of common sense
5. has to smell everything before using/eating/throwing away
6. cannot tolerate change (see #2 and #1)
7. still uses her fingers to count... sorry boys, come to dad when you have a math question
8. one of the most indecisive people on the planet
9. very good with introducing "word of the week" into our conversations - the most recent was VAPID to describe a woman at the grocery store (yes - the grocery store...)
10. freaked out by birds and clowns
11. refuses to admit when she has lost an argument
12. reality TV junkie
13. cannot tell you what direction is North (or south for that matter...)
14. demeaning and condescending to people who use the word "supposably" or "expecially" (for those that do, trust me, that is the incorrect spelling - for those of you who do not - throw it in a sentence in front of her craziness...)
15. showed her left boob to a LARGE handful of kids at a water park - to be fair, it was a violent water slide ride and she had no idea "it" was out looking around - but hooray for puberty, as several 12 yr old boys got an eye full!
16. Her Top 5 are: Justin Timberlake, Ryan Felipe, Josh Duhamel, McDreamy or McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, and the "runner-up" on the Bachelor each season. her husband does not look like any of them, so here's to forever happy.
17. talks on her cellphone while driving - yeah, she probably cut you off the other day because of it...
18. ridicules and harbors contempt for me for "allowing" each of the boys to roll off the couch (only a few times, each) - but has locked them inside the car!!! (probably because she was on the damn phone...)
19. does not have a legitimate hobby because reality TV does not count
20. pops her knuckles constantly
21. HATES, HATES, HATES feet and toes ("expecially" mine)
22. Has never, ever, ever farted in front of me - weird, right?
23. Used to think BOTH Alaska and Hawaii were floating islands out in the middle of the ocean southwest of California because that is how they were depicted on a map - this came up one time (within the last 5 years...) as she was baffled to know my friend drove here from Alaska... (note to self: have a globe for the boys or an accurate map)
24. She is an amazing mother and 9 times out of 10, she is right about what to do with the boys - but my way would have worked too...
25. Wants to be pregnant again because she claims our deal was "two pregnancies" as opposed to the agreement I remember making that we would have "two children" - that was not the deal, babe.
Tune in next week for a retaliation list of "fun facts" about Andy
2. narrow minded
3. water snob
4. lacks a large amount of common sense
5. has to smell everything before using/eating/throwing away
6. cannot tolerate change (see #2 and #1)
7. still uses her fingers to count... sorry boys, come to dad when you have a math question
8. one of the most indecisive people on the planet
9. very good with introducing "word of the week" into our conversations - the most recent was VAPID to describe a woman at the grocery store (yes - the grocery store...)
10. freaked out by birds and clowns
11. refuses to admit when she has lost an argument
12. reality TV junkie
13. cannot tell you what direction is North (or south for that matter...)
14. demeaning and condescending to people who use the word "supposably" or "expecially" (for those that do, trust me, that is the incorrect spelling - for those of you who do not - throw it in a sentence in front of her craziness...)
15. showed her left boob to a LARGE handful of kids at a water park - to be fair, it was a violent water slide ride and she had no idea "it" was out looking around - but hooray for puberty, as several 12 yr old boys got an eye full!
16. Her Top 5 are: Justin Timberlake, Ryan Felipe, Josh Duhamel, McDreamy or McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, and the "runner-up" on the Bachelor each season. her husband does not look like any of them, so here's to forever happy.
17. talks on her cellphone while driving - yeah, she probably cut you off the other day because of it...
18. ridicules and harbors contempt for me for "allowing" each of the boys to roll off the couch (only a few times, each) - but has locked them inside the car!!! (probably because she was on the damn phone...)
19. does not have a legitimate hobby because reality TV does not count
20. pops her knuckles constantly
21. HATES, HATES, HATES feet and toes ("expecially" mine)
22. Has never, ever, ever farted in front of me - weird, right?
23. Used to think BOTH Alaska and Hawaii were floating islands out in the middle of the ocean southwest of California because that is how they were depicted on a map - this came up one time (within the last 5 years...) as she was baffled to know my friend drove here from Alaska... (note to self: have a globe for the boys or an accurate map)
24. She is an amazing mother and 9 times out of 10, she is right about what to do with the boys - but my way would have worked too...
25. Wants to be pregnant again because she claims our deal was "two pregnancies" as opposed to the agreement I remember making that we would have "two children" - that was not the deal, babe.
Tune in next week for a retaliation list of "fun facts" about Andy
